But was there a fun-sized cannibal buffet or not…

It’s real simple — getting into stupid-ass arguments with Tumblr denizens one too many times done turn’t the Rev into a cranky hellspawn.

I won’t apologise for it, but at least I warn y’all. If you gotta cross me, cross me in my inbox.

… Not that I’m gonna trust anyone to do that anyway. It’s easier to do the other thing, apparently, and make your own dashboards living hells.

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Why, hello.

*snaps fingers* Ah, yes. Just like clockwork.
It was a good run, though.

For anyone that might be wondering: I don’t do the anonymous meme.

People prefer, when they reblog memes like that, to get nice messages in their inboxes. Because that’s what they would like to hear about themselves, which is their prerogative and I have no opinion about that worth sharing.

But being honest about my feelings regarding someone’s most often exhibited behaviours doesn’t necessarily mean I ~hate you and wish you dead~ or some other equally dramatic conclusion-jump. It usually means, “I don’t dislike you, but these things I do dislike, and in abundance they could make me dislike you, but so far there’s a decent balance going and balance is a wonderful thing. But in case you happen to be curious, here are my thoughts.” Because to be frank, if I flat-out didn’t like you, I wouldn’t be seeing you on my dash at all because bye.

That doesn’t fly with anyone but me, apparently, so I stay out of the anon-meme frenzy and save the trouble.

……..I’ve been rereading that but all I can think is “are you hitting on me” I am not a normal person

Oh, right. That would be suggestive coming from me, wouldn’t it. Told y’all I’m a blockhead.

“Damn boy I’d kill you for free” *waggles eyebrows*

… Normality is overrated.

and i made an effort not to type like i usually do but since it WAS so general and you know i’m shit at wording my feelings i though you might have been able to guess that it was me

As clever as I’m supposed to be, I’m actually a bit of a blockhead — signals like that don’t fire for me right away.

I stubbornly conclude that I’m just like Roland in that respect. Not always the sharpest or fastest tool in the shed, but I get the job done and then some.

I want to infect it lovingly though.

Hey, just because I want to kill you without malice doesn’t mean you’ll just go ahead and let me, duh.